ZACHARY Zbar

ZZ Top fans, are we? Admit it, you want your son to grow a huge beard and rock out, don't you. Meanwhile, the rest of us will stick to hoping our kids grow up to be normal

ELFYE MAY Richards

What happened here? Did you decide to call your daughter 'Elfie', then realise what a stupid name it was? If so, why not change the name, rather than the spelling?

And, if this was your intention all along, isn't that even more stupid than the scenario above?