MARLIE BLAISE INDIE Blake - a sister for RIVER and DYLAN BYSSHE

So these people have named their children after a dead junkie film star, two dead alcoholic poets and a fictional slum landlord (deceased). This is not what you call a good start in life.

SIENA ROSELLE Chappell

And as if there weren't enough stupid names out there already, Mr & Mrs Chappell start making them up.

BEATRIX JULIET ELSPETH Fooks - a sister for ALGERNON OLIVER HUME and OCTAVIUS WILLIAM HAMILTON

I suspect I am not alone in thinking that Beatrix, despite sharing the name of an author who wrote about twee anthropomorphic animals, got off rather lightly here.