ORLANDO FRANCIS HECTOR Gray Muir - a brother for Henry, Cassia and Xan

He is going to get so much stick, because you've named him after an elf, haven't you, Mr & Mrs Gray Muir.

DRAKE Selby Boddy - a brother for Kestrel, Jet and Leah

Yes, I agree, they are names, but they are names for things, not children. Please do not breed again until you have worked out the difference between birds, aeroplanes and humans. (Leah must be wondering what she did right.)

COSMO WILLIAM ESTCOURT Coppen-Gardener

JEMIMA FLORENCE OPHELIA Leigh

I suspect that the parents watched far too much children's TV in the 1980s

LILY-ROSE Persaud-Stubbs - a sister for Daisy and Lulu

Leaving aside the slight obsession with common flowers, how many hyphens does a girl need?