MEREDITH BEATRICE MEISSA Aylott - a sister for CELESTE EVELYN LYRA
No matter how good those Philip Pullman books were, there is still no excuse for naming your children after the charecters. And did you mean 'Meissa', or can you just not spell 'Melissa'?
HECTOR and MIMI Digby - a brother and sister for PERDITA
Three goes at it and you still keep naming your children after dogs.
ZACHARIAH WILLIAM JAMES Daly
Sometimes, you can be too Old Testament...
BIBI ELIZABETH AURORA Elliot - a brother for AXEL
'Axel' was last trendy back in 1985. It is hard to imagine that Bibi ever was, or ever will be.
SONNEYWOLVERINE Hart - a brother for STORM CRISTAL BRANDY TANISHA LINDA GENEVIEVE SAFFRON BRONWEN
OK, so both of your children are named after X-men. Your daughter is also named after two kinds of drink, the seasoning made from crocus stamen and a film about a car. You are not actually normal, are you, Mrs Hart? Oh, and Wolverine's name was Logan, not Sonney.
Many thanks to Rachel for alerting me to that last gem.
No matter how good those Philip Pullman books were, there is still no excuse for naming your children after the charecters. And did you mean 'Meissa', or can you just not spell 'Melissa'?
HECTOR and MIMI Digby - a brother and sister for PERDITA
Three goes at it and you still keep naming your children after dogs.
ZACHARIAH WILLIAM JAMES Daly
Sometimes, you can be too Old Testament...
BIBI ELIZABETH AURORA Elliot - a brother for AXEL
'Axel' was last trendy back in 1985. It is hard to imagine that Bibi ever was, or ever will be.
SONNEYWOLVERINE Hart - a brother for STORM CRISTAL BRANDY TANISHA LINDA GENEVIEVE SAFFRON BRONWEN
OK, so both of your children are named after X-men. Your daughter is also named after two kinds of drink, the seasoning made from crocus stamen and a film about a car. You are not actually normal, are you, Mrs Hart? Oh, and Wolverine's name was Logan, not Sonney.
Many thanks to Rachel for alerting me to that last gem.
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