Tuesday, October 25, 2005

JUNIPER BEAUPRE BELL Clee

How can any parent even begin to justify such garbled, pretentious, hippy nonsense as this? Has any child been named 'Juniper' since Trevor & Simon from Going Live! murdered Donovan's 'Jennifer Juniper' back in the 1980s? In fact, has any child ever been named 'Juniper' anyway?


ORLANDO JOSEPH KINGSFORD Erith

This is getting silly now. How many little boys, in ten years time, will be patiently explaining to their classmates "No, I wasn't concieved whilst my parents were on holiday there, they named me after the bloke who played an elf in Lord of the Rings", only to get the reply "Who?"


ZACHARY SAMUEL FESTO and ELIJAH FREDDY BONIFACE Orr-Ewing

How? I mean, why? What? Oh, sod it, just call social services and have them placed with sensible parents. The father even calls himself 'Frog', for goodness sake.

1 Comments:

Blogger Happy100 said...

Yeh right they probably have a dead name at least Juniper’s is interesting, and who really has the time to be bitching about other people’s names on the internet get a life🤣🤣

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