RAPHAEL TOBIAS ABRAHAM Chapple

Looks like someone swallowed a dictionary of renaissance painters.

ATHENA Randle

Why would anyone name their child after a failed greetings card shop?

ALLEGRA TINDALL GRACE Slesinger

Well done, 'Allegra Slesinger' doesn't sound like a 1970's family car at all, now does it?

AMBER SIENNA Vergopoulos

One can only imagine that the parents are avid readers of OK, Hello and the like.

INIGO ROBERT TREVITHICK Cottam - a brother for Coco

Mr and Mrs Cottam clearly have a thing for 19th Century inventors.

ISABELLA TRUDIE COCO DE LISLE Dowsett - a sister for Emilienne and Robert

Words fail me. Sadly, they clearly didn't fail Mr & Mrs Dowsett. Lucky Robert, eh?

RIA LIBERTY Marbeck

"Love is like a butterfly...". Poor thing, Wendy Craig as your role model...