SCARLETT HONEY Bartlett

I know people called Scarlett. I even know someone called Honey. But both in one name is simply going too far. This poor little girl now sounds like something you find on a stall at a craft fair.

ALETHEA OTTAVIA GRACE Pugsley

This is what happens when you try too hard to make up for a 'difficult' surname. Alethea will now be laughed at whichever way the teacher calls the register.