THEODORA LILY MOFFAT Flanagan

Apparently, little Theodora is going to be known as 'Teddy'. This gives rise to two potential - and presumably parentally unthought of - problems.

First of all, how do you react when one of your other four children says "Teddy's dirty, can I put her in the washing machine?"

Second, with a surname like 'Flanagan', she's going to go through school known as 'Teddy Flange'.