BLAKE XYA Scammell

I accept that you can't do anything about landing him with a surname like a truck, but you could have avoided the following

1. Giving him a middle name so pretentious, even Brian Sewell wouldn't touch it;
2. Announcing that he was born in a "Family Birthing Centre" - isn't the point of birthing to produce a family, or do you usually eat your young, Mr & Mrs Sewel...sorry, Scammell;
3. At the same time, announcing that he weighed 3.34 kilos, when everyone but you knows that the unit weight for babies is the lb.

It's people like you who make me think that the human race is doomed