ATALANTA CICELY BROOKE Le Breton

This is going to be one confused little lady. Take the French surname, throw in a hint of Channel Island, add a first name that is United States by way of Chavsville, Essex and then chuck in a couple of middle names culled straight from an unpublished Miss Marple novel.

"Where did I come from, Mummy and Daddy, because from my name it seems to be freaking everywhere"