CLEMENTINE HALO ISABELLA Buchan
So, Mr & Mrs Buchan, she was born near Christmas, was she? I can imagine you thinking:
"Hmm, we ought to give her a Christmassy sort of name"
"How about Mary?"
"Too common. How about Christine?"
"Not that Christmassy, is it? What about Holly?"
"No, too obvious. I know, how about we name her after the orange you get in your stocking?"
"Ooh, yes! And how about that thing angels have on their heads, you know, as a middle name?"
"Great idea. Hello, Directory Moustaches? I'd like the number of my Register Office, please."
So, Mr & Mrs Buchan, she was born near Christmas, was she? I can imagine you thinking:
"Hmm, we ought to give her a Christmassy sort of name"
"How about Mary?"
"Too common. How about Christine?"
"Not that Christmassy, is it? What about Holly?"
"No, too obvious. I know, how about we name her after the orange you get in your stocking?"
"Ooh, yes! And how about that thing angels have on their heads, you know, as a middle name?"
"Great idea. Hello, Directory Moustaches? I'd like the number of my Register Office, please."
posted by The Skiver at 6:50 pm
1 Comments:
Ouch !!
Now you come to mention it !!
In our defence Halo was Grandmothers name [her side !!]
However Clementine was named after my first girlfriend so it balanced out well !
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