COSIMA CELERY Cummings

OK, the 'CCC' initials were daft enough. 'Cosima' is stretching the bounds of credibility. But 'Celery' is, among a very strong field, just about the daftest name on here. Celery is popularly known as 'The Fast Vegetable', which is hardly a nice thing to call your newborn daughter. In fact, not so much 'CCC' as 'NSPCC', I think.