OPHELIA BEATRIX ALEXANDRA Shepherd-Smith
Deep, deep, down, the Shepherd-Smiths think that they are members of the aristocracy. Unfortunately, the closest they ever got was shoeing their horses and birthing their sheep. So instead they give their children wildly pretentious names, advertise them in the Times and pretend they don't live in a three bedroom semi in Watford.
Deep, deep, down, the Shepherd-Smiths think that they are members of the aristocracy. Unfortunately, the closest they ever got was shoeing their horses and birthing their sheep. So instead they give their children wildly pretentious names, advertise them in the Times and pretend they don't live in a three bedroom semi in Watford.
posted by The Skiver at 3:28 pm
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